A Good Housecleaning Philosophy

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I don't do windows because ...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't put things away because ...My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because . I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".